Slept til 8AM. It isn’t that my alarm didn’t wake me–I chose to turn it off 9 times and lie in bed. Waking up this morning was not happening, maybe I had a concussion yesterday. That will be my excuse. had concussion, was late.
That one is new. I have a friend who has a database of all the movies and music he owns. He has thousands of dvd’s and cd’s. He is generous and you can log into this database and search through his stuff and he’ll lend it to you like he’s a library. That is what I should start doing with excuses. I need to keep a database of what I say and the date it was used. Email tracking is forcing me to have to work–and if I’m going to get up to rifle through my work e-mail the least I could do is go to my fucking job. so, a db would be nice. it’d give me a chance to practice my project management skills.

Jenny just texted me…”Internet is down but only on my computer…”
We’re simultaneously experiencing the bullshit of Monday. Once i sat down at my desk I realized I was a danger to myself if I didn’t take a stimulant. On a search for coffee in this building I found a cappuccino machine that peed out brass colored liquid that was not french vanilla. that went in the garbage. nothing in the store had a price tag. Spending money hurts me. Sometimes when i have inexplicable bruises on my person I chock it up to having spent a dollar that caused internal bleeding. so when items are not priced-I don’t buy them and I hate this store b/c NOTHING is predetermined. It’s like the cash register is their whim and I’m a contestant in Contestants Row on the Price Is Right. They could charge me anything and i hate that. i boycott them now. So that landed me at Beanster’s. This is a confusing place b/c their name supposedly is changing to Bigby’s. But this Beanster’s is new and Beanster’s is written on everything; they don’t look to be taking the Bigby thing seriously. I ordered a small latte and a lemon poppyseed muffin. i rarely buy anything for breakfast; especially muffins because the carb count is too high and muffins aren’t worth it. if i’m going to consume carbs i’ll take it in french fry format. but…I’m hungry. now at my desk I see that what i actually received is a banana nut muffin that is fresh out of the freezer. the middle is frozen. my latte is 85% foam. son of a bitch.
now my computer wants to restart because it went through it’s little independent update. **sigh** I feel so used.