miss Rialeilana, the Polynesian Princess herself, gave me some love in her blog.
Thanks Ria! So now i have something to write about on this memorial day monday…besides moping about 3 days off having gone by as fast as a kid with the cookie jar. 3 days of work would never have flew by like this…Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday move by glacier style…but Saturday, Sunday and Monday? right. they are over. over like george bush….the french roll…saying ‘thats hot’….over.
anywho..the 5 things “meme”.
I’m new to blogging and I feel too self-conscious using the word “meme”. why? because i don’t honestly know what it means and it is one of those jargon words that i feel i haven’t earned yet. so, much like i don’t shoot my mouth off about ‘modding’ my xbox—you’ll never see that word in my blog again.
*collective sighs of relief*

5 Things in my bag:

a pen to cross off to-do list items
my free credit report (never use freecreditreport.com)
BC pills–I never remember to take them so I carry them everywhere
my camera–i never know when I’ll run into brad pitt
a check for $46.31 that I’m veritably unable to actually remember to cash

5 Fav things in my bedroom:

I could try to make this interesting by saying stiletto heels, lube, a ceiling mirror, a sex swing and me–but I sold the heels on Craigslist, the lube got thrown away when i moved because i didnt want my mom to find it whilst innocently helping me, ceiling mirrors are only in by-the-hour hotels and I forwent leasing that room for this lousy condo, I did just see the sex swing at the Hustler store in New Orleans but I couldn’t justify taking it on the plane with me.
so the bedroom? it’s not the most interesting place.

5 Things I’ve always wanted to do:

take a sex swing as carry-on luggage
eat a giant steaming pot brownie for breakfast
beat up a one of those Paris Hilton type girls at the mall and then watch a crowd of people clap about it
buy a steak dinner for a homeless person
write a book that has a quirky cult following

5 Things I’m currently into:

not liking Hillary Clinton
Goodreads
taking the bus (gas is $4.19 a gallon and climbing)
Heroes–unfuckingbelievable, but good like pot in a brownie–i’m guessing.
Frutezia, it’s $8 wine–tastes like alcohol induced Clearly Canadian. delicious.

That’s it for 5 Things. I think after being tagged I’m supposed to tag others but I’m not really one to participate. Was I tagged? I don’t know.
Sorry it’s almost Tuesday.