Anonymous Amy

4 girls congregate in circle, talking so that I can only hear S’s and T’s. They are all wearing a short jean skirt with a frilly tank top with mid-riff sweater. you know the sweater, you’ve all tried one on, took one look in the mirror and said “i look like an ass”.
well, they looked okay on these girls because these girls are shaped like hangers. hangers always have the greatest looking outfits.
they all giggle, coo, hair toss, tug at various sections of clothing and girl 1 walks away. girls 2, 3, 4 all wave and say goodbye as #1 goes out the door smiling.
2, 3, 4 rehuddle and laugh uncontrollably, I distinctly hear “skank” and “you’re way better looking than ….”and then they each take turns walking out the door mocking the way girl 1 walked out.

??????

A couple arguing about whether or not she, at one time, shared her underwear with her friend. This all originated from a poster they read that says “Passwords are like underwear. Don’t share them with friends.”

It was a lame argument but it has kept me entertained.